🔥 Top Jokes
All public jokes ranked by rating. The cream of the questionable crop.
#1
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.
#2
Why didn't the chiicken cross the road? Because he was chicken!
#3
Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
Laughayette.
#4
What did King George think of the American Colonies?
That they were revolting.
#5
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked.
#6
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up too!
#7
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side!
#8
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9! 😨
#9
What do you call the world's biggest fireplace?
The world's biggest fireplace!
😂
#10
In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.
#11
What was the quickest way to Alexander Hamilton’s heart?
A duel with pistols.